This page contains quotes from the movie Dodgeball. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.




Quotes from the movie Dodgeball
0
~ Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are.~
send an e card Peter LaFleur


~ Dear Barbara.~
send an e card Peter LaFleur


~ I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal.~
send an e card Peter LaFleur


~ I'd love to, but I don't think they make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony" Hallmark card.~
send an e card Peter LaFleur


~ You had me at blood and semen.~
send an e card Peter LaFleur


~ Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?~
send an e card Peter LaFleur


~ Thank you, Chuck Norris.~
send an e card Peter LaFleur


~ Oh, now he's a philosophizer.~
send an e card White Goodman


~ Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur!~
send an e card White Goodman


~ That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago.~
send an e card White Goodman


~ Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.~
send an e card White Goodman


~ It's a metaphor. But that actually happened.~
send an e card White Goodman


~ Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing... in which case I have some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.~
send an e card White Goodman


~ It's called the Freedom of Information Act for a reason, Kate. The hippies finally got something right. I'm just kidding. But not really.~
send an e card White Goodman


~ Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!~
send an e card White Goodman





Signup for our monthly email inspirational newsletter:

Enter your email address: