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Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are.~
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Dear Barbara.~
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I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal.~
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I'd love to, but I don't think they make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony" Hallmark card.~
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You had me at blood and semen.~
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Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?~
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Thank you, Chuck Norris.~
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Oh, now he's a philosophizer.~
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Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur!~
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That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago.~
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Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.~
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It's a metaphor. But that actually happened.~
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Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing... in which case I have some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.~
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It's called the Freedom of Information Act for a reason, Kate. The hippies finally got something right. I'm just kidding. But not really.~
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Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!~
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