I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders!
White Goodman
Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker!
White Goodman
I earned this body. I built this temple, with nothing more than some elbow grease and a little "can-do" attitude. And yes, a large inheritance from my father, Earl Goodman.
White Goodman
Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it!
White Goodman
Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society.
White Goodman
Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock!
White Goodman
Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us.
White Goodman
And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken "Fine".
White Goodman
I don't know if you've ever seen a hundred thousand dollars before, except, perhaps, in the movies, but let me show you something that gets lost, in the translation.
White Goodman
Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn.
White Goodman
You're out, Four-Eyes!
White Goodman
I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.
White Goodman
We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will rock you!
White Goodman
I'm Patches O'Houlihan, and I'm your new coach!
Patches O'Houlihan
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!
Patches O\\\'Houlihan