Quotes from the Movie Dodgeball

I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders!

White Goodman

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker!

White Goodman

I earned this body. I built this temple, with nothing more than some elbow grease and a little "can-do" attitude. And yes, a large inheritance from my father, Earl Goodman.

White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it!

White Goodman

Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society.

White Goodman

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock!

White Goodman

Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us.

White Goodman

And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken "Fine".

White Goodman

I don't know if you've ever seen a hundred thousand dollars before, except, perhaps, in the movies, but let me show you something that gets lost, in the translation.

White Goodman

Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn.

White Goodman

You're out, Four-Eyes!

White Goodman

I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.

White Goodman

We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will rock you!

White Goodman

I'm Patches O'Houlihan, and I'm your new coach!

Patches O'Houlihan

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!

Patches O\\\'Houlihan

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