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Quotes from the movie Dodgeball
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~ Pepper needs new shorts!~
send an e card Pepper


~ I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.~
send an e card Pepper


~ That'll buy you one heck of a pumpkin, Cotton!~
send an e card Pepper


~ I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could!~
send an e card Pepper


~ I feel shocked!~
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~ We're gonna get our tinks handed to us, that's what!~
send an e card Dwight


~ And they got guys named Laser, and Blazer, and Taser, and all kinds of "asers"!~
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~ That guy's a dickhead.~
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~ We could sell blood and semen.~
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~ Bollocks!~
send an e card Steve the Pirate


~ Gar this sucks!!~
send an e card Steve the Pirate


~ Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster...~
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~ I'm gonna send ya to hell!!!~
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~ Guy in Truck to Steve the Pirate: Go back to Treasure Island!!! Fag!!! Screw you!!!~
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~ Hey, honey!~
send an e card Gordon


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