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Quotes from the movie Dogma
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Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains gotta wake up!
Serendipity


So you were an artist. Big deal! Elvis was an artist, but that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. That's why he's "the King"... and you're a schmuck.
Serendipity


No ticket.
Silent Bob


People find the Bible obtuse... even hokey.
Cardinal Glick


Christ didn't come to earth to give us the willies! He came to help us out. He was a booster.
Cardinal Glick


With a papal sanction, the archway entrance of the century-old Jersey shore house of worship will serve as a passageway of plenary indulgence ó a little-known Catholic belief which offers all that passes through its arches a morally clean slate.
Grant Hicks


Holy shit, it's the Pope!
Liz


We call this piece the 'Fecalator'. One look at it and the target shits him- or herself. Try it on.
Gun store guy


We call this piece the 'Fecalator'. One look at it and the target shits him- or herself. Try it on.
Gun store guy


I knew I's gonna whack somebody today! REPRESENT!
Gang leader


I suggest you not underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State, and show up two hours in advance.
Ticket agent


I repeat: this is not a drill. This is the Apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion.
PA Announcer