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Quotes from the movie Dogma
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White folks only wanna hear the good shit ó life eternal, a place in God's Heaven - but as soon as you hear that you're gettin' all this good shit from a black Savior, you freak. And that, my friends, is called hypocrisy. A black man can steal your stereo, but he can't be your Savior.
Rufus


His only real beef with mankind is the shit that gets carried out in His name. Wars. Bigotry. Televangelism.
Rufus


The nature of God and the Virgin Birth ó these are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? That's just plain gullibility!
Rufus


The nature of God and the Virgin Birth ó these are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? That's just plain gullibility!
Rufus


Come on, demon! Let me see you try that shit on somebody who's already dead!
Rufus


Knew him? Shit! Nigga owes me twelve bucks.
Rufus


We were sent from Him who is called "I AM"!
Rufus


No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater, than central air.
Azrael


Quit killing people. That's high profile.
Azrael


Have you ever been to Hell, human? I think not.
Azrael


Oh, no! I've seen way too many Bond films to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning.
Azrael


He doesn't know how to make a holey bartender. I know how to make a holey bartender.
Azrael


I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life-mate Silent Bob.
Jay


Snoogens! Did you see that shit, man? I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pube-less asses!
Jay


No wonder he saw Jesus. Homey's rockin' the ganj!
Jay


I guess we're in charge of the gang now.
Jay


I didn't cum in you, Pete, I swear.
Jay


Hey, Big Bird! Ready to play the counting game? Count the shells, suck-a-duck!
Jay


Gear?! Like I ever drove before.
Jay


She's a slut. BOOONNNGGG!
Jay


I'm a muse, stupid!
Serendipity


What traditionally defines a woman falls between two things: her legs. But as you can see, I lack definition!
Serendipity


It doesn't really take a muse to inspire horny retards to empty their wallets.
Serendipity


The whole book's gender-biased. A woman's responsible for original sin. A woman cuts Samson's coif of power. A woman asks for the head of John the Baptist. Read that book again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined.
Serendipity


I have issues with anyone who treats God like a burden instead of a blessing, like some Catholics. You people don't celebrate your faith. You mourn it.
Serendipity