Quotes from the Movie Dogma

Oh, did that SUCK!

Rufus

Death is a worry of the living. The dead, like myself, only worry about decay and necrophiliacs.

Rufus

Rufus it is. Usually it's Long Rufus, but, uh, it's a little cold out here. You understand.

Rufus

You know, Christ told me the secret to the Resurrection once. We were at this wedding in Canaan, right? And I-I got drunk and forgot it.

Rufus

Hey, man, back in the old days with J.C., we used to walk everywhere. Did you ever hear of a fat apostle?

Rufus

White folks only wanna hear the good shit ó life eternal, a place in God's Heaven - but as soon as you hear that you're gettin' all this good shit from a black Savior, you freak. And that, my friends, is called hypocrisy. A black man can steal your stereo, but he can't be your Savior.

Rufus

His only real beef with mankind is the shit that gets carried out in His name. Wars. Bigotry. Televangelism.

Rufus

The nature of God and the Virgin Birth ó these are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? That's just plain gullibility!

Rufus

The nature of God and the Virgin Birth ó these are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? That's just plain gullibility!

Rufus

Come on, demon! Let me see you try that shit on somebody who's already dead!

Rufus

Knew him? Shit! Nigga owes me twelve bucks.

Rufus

We were sent from Him who is called "I AM"!

Rufus

No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater, than central air.

Azrael

Quit killing people. That's high profile.

Azrael

Have you ever been to Hell, human? I think not.

Azrael

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