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Quotes from the movie Dogma
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Let it never be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results!
Loki


Hey, what better way to repent than by resuming the position I once denied, thanks to you?
Loki


Last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. We can do the next best thing, let's kill people. (to terrified woman in the elevator) No, not you.
Loki


I'm talking about Divine Justice here. I'm talking about raining down fire and brimstone, punishing the wicked.
Loki


Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
Loki


The major sins never change. Besides, I can spot a commandment-breaker a mile away.
Loki


NO married man kisses his wife like that!
Loki


Do you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And therein lies the problem. None of you has anything left to fear anymore. You rest comfortably in seats of inscrutable power, hiding behind your false idol, far from judgement, lives shrouded in secrecy, even from each other. But not from God.
Loki


Don't run! Don't run! Finks! FINKS! All of you, finks! Oh, and you! And one to grow on!
Loki


I can't kill her if she hasn't done anything! You know that.
Loki


He's been at it for a while now. We ran out of-of parishioners. And so he just started picking up folk off the road and dropping 'em.
Loki


This is just eons of repression getting purged. If only they'd let us jerk off, you know?
Loki


This wasn't my idea, alright? Jesus Christ! I just wanted to go home. But him you know? He just lost it. He realized who you were and what you'd have to do, he just snapped. And the funny thing is, this guy could never even stand to see me work. He said he always felt sorry for you. Now look at him.
Loki


All lines are currently down.
Loki


NowÖ Through the Looking Glass, that poem "The walrus and the carpenter", that's an indictment of organised religion; the walrus with his girth and good nature, obviously represents either Buddha, or, with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha ó that takes care of your eastern religions...
Loki


You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.
Bartleby


This is humanity at its best. Look at them. All that anger, all that mistrust, all that unhappiness... forgotten, for that one perfect moment when they get off the plane.
Bartleby


All that matters is that after all these years, we found a loophole. He can't keep us out anymore. And once we're back in, I'm sure He'll just forgive and forget.
Bartleby


It's dogmatic law. If the church says it's so, God must adhere. This thing has a papal sanction.
Bartleby


How can you even be sure what incurs the Lord's wrath these days? Times change. I remember when eating meat on a Friday was supposed to be a Hell-worthy trespass.
Bartleby


You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the First Commandment. More than that, not a one of you passes for a decent human being. Your continued existence is a mockery of morality.
Bartleby


After all this time, this is what it comes down to? Slaughter by a meat-puppet.
Bartleby


Guess what? We're going home. No matter whose pride it may hurt.
Bartleby


See, don't. Don't, my friend. Don't let your sympathies get the best of you. They did me, once. Scion or not, she's just a human, and by passing through that arch, our sins are forgiven. No harm, no foul.
Bartleby


Mister McGhee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Bartleby


The lesson must be taught. All are accountable... even God.
Bartleby


It's been my experience that the average male is never a man, not even for ten minutes, in his entire lifespan.
Bethany Sloane


When a quiet little infection destroyed my uterus, where was God? When my husband decided he couldn't be with a wife who couldn't bear his children, where was God? To Hell with Him.
Bethany Sloane


So if we're wrong, what's the right religion?
Bethany Sloane


I'm tired of all this cryptic bullshit. I'm physically and psychologically exhausted, Rufus, and I'm ready to kick back and welcome the end of existence unless you come clean, right now.
Bethany Sloane


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