Oh, no! I've seen way too many Bond films to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning.
Azrael
He doesn't know how to make a holey bartender. I know how to make a holey bartender.
Azrael
I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life-mate Silent Bob.
Jay
Snoogens! Did you see that shit, man? I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pube-less asses!
Jay
No wonder he saw Jesus. Homey's rockin' the ganj!
Jay
I guess we're in charge of the gang now.
Jay
I didn't cum in you, Pete, I swear.
Jay
Hey, Big Bird! Ready to play the counting game? Count the shells, suck-a-duck!
Jay
Gear?! Like I ever drove before.
Jay
She's a slut. BOOONNNGGG!
Jay
I'm a muse, stupid!
Serendipity
What traditionally defines a woman falls between two things: her legs. But as you can see, I lack definition!
Serendipity
It doesn't really take a muse to inspire horny retards to empty their wallets.
Serendipity
The whole book's gender-biased. A woman's responsible for original sin. A woman cuts Samson's coif of power. A woman asks for the head of John the Baptist. Read that book again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined.
Serendipity
I have issues with anyone who treats God like a burden instead of a blessing, like some Catholics. You people don't celebrate your faith. You mourn it.
Serendipity