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Quotes from the movie Dumb and Dumber
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We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are fallin' off!!
Lloyd


Life's a fragile thing Harry... One minute you're chewin on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.
Lloyd


Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot!
Lloyd


Harry! Your hands are freezing!
Lloyd


No way? Thats great! We landed on the moon!
Lloyd


Harry,I took care of it.
Lloyd


I got worms.
Lloyd


Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!
Lloyd


So you're telling me theres a chance.
Lloyd


Harry, I got some beef jer....
Lloyd


How come I didn't get a gun?
Lloyd


Good bye my looooove!
Lloyd


Find a happy place, find a happy place!
Lloyd


It's okay, I'm a limo driver!
Lloyd


You are one pathetic loser!
Lloyd


So your saying there's a chance?
Lloyd


I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. And I didn't even see it coming!
Lloyd


I fell off the jetway again.
Lloyd


That's great, We landed on the moon!
Lloyd


Yea. He must work out.
Lloyd


Check, please!
Lloyd


DIE!
Lloyd


Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like thisÖand totally redeem yourself! Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Harry


So far, we've driven only 4 inches.
Harry


For God's sake, just gimme the damn number!
Harry


We're almost in Colorado. What do you say we change seats? I've been driving for nine straight hours. I don't have the energy to start a new state.
Harry


Look at the fun-bags on that hose hound.
Harry


Nice set of hooters you got there.
Harry


You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp!
Harry


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