Quotes from the Movie Dumb and Dumber

So your saying there's a chance?

Lloyd

I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. And I didn't even see it coming!

Lloyd

I fell off the jetway again.

Lloyd

That's great, We landed on the moon!

Lloyd

Yea. He must work out.

Lloyd

Check, please!

Lloyd

DIE!

Lloyd

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this├ľand totally redeem yourself! Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Harry

So far, we've driven only 4 inches.

Harry

For God's sake, just gimme the damn number!

Harry

We're almost in Colorado. What do you say we change seats? I've been driving for nine straight hours. I don't have the energy to start a new state.

Harry

Look at the fun-bags on that hose hound.

Harry

Nice set of hooters you got there.

Harry

You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp!

Harry

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