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Quotes from the movie Duplex
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We'll finally be happy!
Nancy Kendricks


I saw myself in the mirror, and I thought it was my mother's tush.


Are you gonna eat all of your peach cobler?
Eric Cartman


Cartman, you butt-pipe! This is the time of year you're supposed to share!
Stan


Oh yeah, you're right. Oh, you don't want all that cobler. Why don't you share it with me, eh? Neh, neh, neh?
Eric Cartman


God, you're such a good squeezer, Nancy.
Tara


I don't want it tickety boo, I want it tickety now!
Herman


It's my experience that wives don't accidentally shoot their husbands in the penis.
Officer Dan