Quotes from the Movie Duplex

'Macaw: any long tailed, brightly-colored parrot.' A macaw is a parrot, I knew it!

Alex Rose

It's horrible. My parents read this magazine. Now they know my penis is called Mr. Peabody!

Alex Rose

She just minipulated me, somehow. She's very crafty. She's a crafty old... lady.

Alex Rose

Besides, how can I have time to rewrite my novel and still do my faithful servant duty to her as her little indentured servant person. Her little butt boy. I mean, I got a lot of duties, honey. She might need me to go out and count grapes with her, or help her fix her heater, or go take her to the laundry, or I got to go help her clean her banana skins, or I got to go clean out her garbage, and I got to go help her fill her monthlies out, or go and wipe her ass! God forbid she have any shit hanging off her ass! Because then I have to run up there double time like a little bunny, and I have to go up there with my little tissue and I have to go wipe her little ass and then I have to say "Oh, good for you, Mrs. Connelly. Good for you for having such a nice little poopie. What's that? You've got some poopie on your diapey? Well let me clean it off รณ with my tongue!"

Alex Rose

Hello, Mr. Peabody!

Nancy Kendricks

It's a peacock!

Nancy Kendricks

Are those musical instruments?

Nancy Kendricks

We forgot to christen the apartment.

Nancy Kendricks

What was she doing?

Nancy Kendricks

She puts on this sweet voice. "Nancy, could ya help meh, eh? I think I've found the leavings of a mouse!" Boo, hoo, hoo! As if she didn't know it was a raisin!

Nancy Kendricks

We'll finally be happy!

Nancy Kendricks

I saw myself in the mirror, and I thought it was my mother's tush.

Are you gonna eat all of your peach cobler?

Eric Cartman

Cartman, you butt-pipe! This is the time of year you're supposed to share!

Stan

Oh yeah, you're right. Oh, you don't want all that cobler. Why don't you share it with me, eh? Neh, neh, neh?

Eric Cartman

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