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Quotes from the movie Empire Records
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Welcome to MusicTown, may I service you?
Gina


I really think Musictown is torn on the revealing garment issue.
Gina


Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
Gina


Oh now, Debra, don't be bitter, surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new Neo-Nazi boot camp makeover, the boys will come a-runnin'.
Gina


In the immortal words of The Doors, 'The time to hesitate is through.'
Lucas


The fat man walks alone.
Lucas


I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this.
Lucas


Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head.
Lucas


I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do.
Lucas


I used to pee in my bed. I did. I, I wet my bed until I was ten. My mother turned me over to the county when I was ten too- not for being a bed wetter- but for being a bad seed. Anyways, 3 years went by, then Joe came. And he took me out, and I became the well adjusted person I am today.
Lucas


The long arm of the law has embraced our dear friend Warren.
Lucas


Don't drop the soap, Warren.
Lucas


Joe, is it okay if I leave the couch? 'Cause I'm gonna leave the couch now, okay? My ass has fallen asleep, so I gotta go. I'm leaving.
Lucas


What's with today, today?
Lucas


Empire Records, open 'til midnight, this is Mark. Midnight.
Mark


We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day.
Mark


Damn the man! Save the Empire!
Mark


Me Joe, you Jane.
Warren


My dad always said that there's 24 usable hours in every day.
Corey


So is this how your life's gonna be now, huh? You're just gonna screw every has-been until your tits fall down and they don't want you anymore?
Corey


You forgot your thingy.
Eddie


They're my special recipe... and you know what that means... Lots of sugar.
Eddie


I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn't on the guest list.
Debra


I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip.
Debra


Why don't you all just fade away.
Rex Manning


You know that feeling when you get out of a warm bath... well... you make me feel like a bath?
A.J


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