Quotes from the Movie Empire Records

Welcome to MusicTown, may I service you?

Gina

I really think Musictown is torn on the revealing garment issue.

Gina

Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.

Gina

Oh now, Debra, don't be bitter, surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new Neo-Nazi boot camp makeover, the boys will come a-runnin'.

Gina

In the immortal words of The Doors, 'The time to hesitate is through.'

Lucas

The fat man walks alone.

Lucas

I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this.

Lucas

Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head.

Lucas

I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do.

Lucas

I used to pee in my bed. I did. I, I wet my bed until I was ten. My mother turned me over to the county when I was ten too- not for being a bed wetter- but for being a bad seed. Anyways, 3 years went by, then Joe came. And he took me out, and I became the well adjusted person I am today.

Lucas

The long arm of the law has embraced our dear friend Warren.

Lucas

Don't drop the soap, Warren.

Lucas

Joe, is it okay if I leave the couch? 'Cause I'm gonna leave the couch now, okay? My ass has fallen asleep, so I gotta go. I'm leaving.

Lucas

What's with today, today?

Lucas

Empire Records, open 'til midnight, this is Mark. Midnight.

Mark

We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day.

Mark

Damn the man! Save the Empire!

Mark

Me Joe, you Jane.

Warren

My dad always said that there's 24 usable hours in every day.

Corey

So is this how your life's gonna be now, huh? You're just gonna screw every has-been until your tits fall down and they don't want you anymore?

Corey

You forgot your thingy.

Eddie

They're my special recipe... and you know what that means... Lots of sugar.

Eddie

I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn't on the guest list.

Debra

I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip.

Debra

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