Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.
She was nice. Nice is good.
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?
I'm constitutionally incapable of making eye-contact with a woman I don't know.
Valentine's Day is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
This beach is goddamn freezing.
This is working like gangbusters!
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
Are we like those bored couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?
It's all being wiped away.
I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.
I loved you on this day. I love this memory.
Drink up young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
I'm always anxious thinking I'm not living my life to the fullest, y'know? Taking advantage of every possibility? Just making sure that I'm not wasting one second of the little time I have.
...you stop listening to what is true, and what is true is constantly changing.
Meet me in Montauk.
You can't be ugly - be pretty.
I apply my personality in a paste.
I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told.
How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.
Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.