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Quotes from the movie Eurotrip
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I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
Scott


We're from the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Scott


This isn't where I parked my car.
Cooper


So, what's the etiquette on boners? Do I roll over and dig out a hole for it, or is it cool to just let my flag fly?
Cooper


Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact. You made out with your sister, man!
Cooper


Later Bert, stay black bro
Cooper


You're just a really cool dude with long hair.
Cooper


Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.
Donny