Quotes from the Movie Evan Almighty

Careful pulling out. Pedestrian in the crosswalk.

God

Build the ark. And if anybody asks, just say, a flood is coming.

God

I remember creating this valley. Notice how the mountains lie from east to west.

God

Don't recognize, eh? This is where you live, son. This is Prestige Crest. I just wanted you to see the original design.

God

Want more proof? I haven't done the pillar of salt thing in a while.

God

You said you want to change the world. So do I.

God

I love that story, Noah and the Ark. You know, a lot of people miss the point of that story. They think its about Gods wrath and anger. They love it when God gets angry.

God

Well, I think its a love story about believing in each other. You know, the animals showed up in pairs. They stood by each other, side by side, just like Noah and his family. Everybody entered the ark side by side.

God

Sounds like an opportunity. Let me ask you something. If one prays for patience, do you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If they pray for courage, does God give them courage, or does he give them opportunities to be courageous? If one prayed for their family to be closer, you think God zaps them with warm, fuzzy feelings? Or does he give them opportunities to love each other? Well, I got to run. A lot of people to serve. Enjoy.

God

I gave you a little shove at the end. Sue me.

God

You did good, son. You changed the world.

God

Well lets see. Spending time with your family making them very happy. You gave that dog a home.

God

I have a delivery for an Evan Baxter?

Mailman

I just delivery guy okay? If you want to complain call our number.

Mailman

Evan we have to leave. They are planning to destroy the ark.

Joan
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