Quotes from the Movie Everything Is Illuminated

Did you manage to manufacture some of the Z's?

Alex

I am unequivocally tall. I do not know any women who are taller than me. Women who are taller than me are lesbians, for whom I hear 1969 was a very momentous year.

Alex

Many women want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.

Alex

Forgive my speaking of English, Jonfen, as I'm not so premium with it.

Alex

Please do not be distressed. This is only the driver's seeing-eye bitch.

Alex

My grandfather informs me that this not possible.

Alex

This is Sammy Davis Jr. Jr... She is Grandfather's Seeing Eye bitch. Father purchased her for him not because he believes Grandfather is blind, but because a Seeing Eye bitch is also a good thing for people who pine for the opposite of loneliness. In truth, Father did not purchase her at all, but merely retrieved her from the home for forgetful dogs. Because of this, she is not a real Seeing Eye bitch, and is also mentally deranged.

Alex

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