Quotes from the Movie Failure to Launch

I smell something. Do you smell something?

Kit

No, that's not it. I smell... fun.

Kit

You are a dirty little fun-haver.

Kit

You couldn't be more wrong if you called it a Canadian Goose.

Kit

Shut up, you whore!

Kit

No, you were not sipping too loudly. It's that goddamn bird outside my goddamn window!

Kit

What the hell kind of devil bird chirps at night?

Kit

Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place. Or anyone I work with.

Kit

Hey, Paula. Good news. It's Champagne Thursday.

Kit

Uh, yeah, Thursday came twice this week.

Kit

There's talk of making it permanent.

Kit

Right, but for booze.

Kit

Oh... A copy that, too, right here!

Kit

Yes. Is Ace short for... Ace-a-rooney?

Kit

Shut up! Shut up you crazy bastard bird bitch!

Kit

What? Hi. Can you guys see me?

Kit

From a fiduciary standpoint, would you say that you had an orgasm?

Kit

First of all, that's the geeky computer guy. It's bad enough I have to go out with a loser who still lives with his mom, but you led me to believe that it was the handsome minimum-wage slacker.

Kit

Oh, hey, you're home. Great.

Kit

Look, I don't see why its so complicated. You like Tripp. Tell Tripp you like him.

Kit

Oh, Tripp and I had crab today.

Paula

Oh I'm sorry, was I sipping too loudly for you?

Paula

Come on, Tripp. Please, you don't understand.

Paula

Oh, come on, Tripp!

Paula

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