Quotes from the Movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Hey bud, let's party!

Jeff Spicoli

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Jeff Spicoli

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

Jeff Spicoli

Learnin' about Cuba. Havin' some food.

Jeff Spicoli

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.

Jeff Spicoli

People on 'ludes should not drive.

Jeff Spicoli

That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

Jeff Spicoli

So what Jefferson was saying was "Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too." Yeah?

Jeff Spicoli

Those guys are fags.

Jeff Spicoli

Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!

Jeff Spicoli

Like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business!

Jeff Spicoli

There's no birthday party for me here!?

Jeff Spicoli

You Dick!

Jeff Spicoli

Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

Mike Damone

You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.

Mike Damone

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Mike Damone

I think I just came... didn't you feel it?

Mike Damone

I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened.

Mike Damone

Can you honestly tell me you forgot? Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander, or the charisma of Rick Nielsen?

Mike Damone

Hey Rat! You gotta ace that jacket.

Mike Damone

Six more payments, gentlemen, and this beautiful, 4-door luxury sedan is all mine.

Brad Hamilton

Mister, if you don't shut up I'm going to kick 100% of your ass!

Brad Hamilton

I shall serve no fries before their time.

Brad Hamilton

I shall serve no fries before their time.

Brad Hamilton

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