Quotes from the Movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High

I shall serve no fries before their time.

Brad Hamilton

I shall serve no fries before their time.

Brad Hamilton

I shall serve no fries before their time.

Brad Hamilton

I shall serve no fries before their time.

Brad Hamilton

Since when do you bowl anyway?

Brad Hamilton

All right, now pay attention. First of all, Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. 'Oh, Debbie. Hi.' Two, you always call the shots. 'Kiss me. You won't regret it.' Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. 'Isn't this great?' Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of ya. It's a classy move. 'Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.' And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Mike Damone

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

Damone

That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.

Damone

Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

Damone

Why don't you get a job Spicoli?

Brad

C, D, F, F, F. Three weeks we've been talking about the Platt Amendment. What are you people, on dope?

Mr. Hand

Where is Jeff Spicoli? I saw him earlier today, near the first floor bathrooms, is he still on campus? Anyone?

Mr. Hand

All right. Bring him in.

Mr. Hand

What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads? There are some teachers at this school who look the other way at truants. It's a little game you both play. They pretend they don't see you, and you pretend you don't ditch! Now, in the end, who pays the price? YOU!

Mr. Hand

What's the reason for your truancy?

Mr. Hand

You mean you couldn't or wouldn't?

Mr. Hand

Food will be eaten on your time. Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why must you shamelessly waste my time like this?

Mr. Hand

I like that. Hmm Hmm. "I don't know," that's nice. 'Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?' 'Gee Mr. Spicoli, I don't know.' That's nice, I really like that. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to leave your words on my board for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. Spicoli.

Mr. Hand

Hey, wait a minute. There's no birthday party for me here! Hola, Mr. Hand.

Spicoli

Just couldn't make it on time.

Spicoli

See, there was a full crowd at the food lines.

Spicoli

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Spicoli

Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.

Mark

I saw him outside, near the food machines.

Desmond

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