I'm Fat Albert.
I don't have problems. I solve problems.
I can't take my sweater off...because I, uh, don't know what's underneath.
Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.
This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it.
I do not have a problem.
I don't have friends because I don't want friends.
Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.
There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.
You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!
Arthur! Learn the handshake!
Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!
Aren't you the hip-hop fool.
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I am so confused!
I have no face.
I have a face? I do! I do!
I'm a party animal!
I know you don't know. I wasn't talkin' to you!
Guys, I see...cheerleaders.
You're like school on Saturday: no class.
Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult.
Doris, no one came out of our television set.
Doris, why are you acting like a loser? You're not a loser.