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Quotes from the movie Fat Albert
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I'm Fat Albert.
Fat Abert


I don't have problems. I solve problems.
Fat Abert


I can't take my sweater off...because I, uh, don't know what's underneath.
Fat Abert


Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.
Doris


This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it.
Doris


I do not have a problem.
Doris


I don't have friends because I don't want friends.
Doris


Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.
Doris


There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.
Reggie


You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!
Reggie


Arthur! Learn the handshake!
Reggie


Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!
Reggie


Aren't you the hip-hop fool.
Reggie


Mush Mouth says
Wierd Hal


I am so confused!
Dumb Donald


I have no face.
Dumb Donald


I have a face? I do! I do!
Dumb Donald


I'm a party animal!
Dumb Donald


Guys, guys!
Bill


I know you don't know. I wasn't talkin' to you!
Bucky


Guys, I see...cheerleaders.
Rudy


You're like school on Saturday: no class.
Rudy


Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult.
Lauri


Doris, no one came out of our television set.
Lauri


Doris, why are you acting like a loser? You're not a loser.
Lauri


Everytime someone tells me they care about me, they wind up leaving me.
Lauri


Yo! Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie.
Arthur


I know big, and you my friend are big.
Store Clerk


He better not be doing this again!
Danielle


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