Quotes from the Movie Ferris Buellers Day Off

They bought it. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.

Ferris Bueller

This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count.

Ferris Bueller

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Ferris Bueller

I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

Ferris Bueller

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's officeóthat's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then again, so is high school.

Ferris Bueller

If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He can't be wound up this tight and go to college, his roommate will kill him.

Ferris Bueller

Never had one lesson!

Ferris Bueller

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

Ferris Bueller

It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.

Ferris Bueller

I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

Ferris Bueller

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was 'The Walrus'. I could be the walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

Ferris Bueller

Cameron has never been in love. At least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Ferris Bueller

Do you have a kiss for Daddy?

Ferris Bueller

Do you realize that if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?

Ferris Bueller

Who is it? Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!

Ferris Bueller

You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go!

Ferris Bueller

I feel like complete shit, Ferris. I can't go anywhere.

Cameron Frye

Hey, remember how mad he got when I broke my retainer? Come on, that was just a little piece of plastic. This is a Ferrari.

Cameron Frye

When Cameron was in Egypt's land... let my Cameron go.

Cameron Frye

He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty... This is- this is ridiculous, ok. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, with - I'LL GO. SHIT! GODDAMNIT!!!

Cameron Frye

I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.

Cameron Frye

Look, don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it! You make me get out of bed. You make me come over. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And, and, and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.

Cameron Frye

Call me 'sir', goddamn it!

Cameron Frye

Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta! He can't hit, and He can't hit, and He can't hit, and He can't hit, SWING batta!

Cameron Frye

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