Quotes from the Movie Ferris Buellers Day Off

You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go!

Ferris Bueller

I feel like complete shit, Ferris. I can't go anywhere.

Cameron Frye

Hey, remember how mad he got when I broke my retainer? Come on, that was just a little piece of plastic. This is a Ferrari.

Cameron Frye

When Cameron was in Egypt's land... let my Cameron go.

Cameron Frye

He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty... This is- this is ridiculous, ok. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, with - I'LL GO. SHIT! GODDAMNIT!!!

Cameron Frye

I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.

Cameron Frye

Look, don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it! You make me get out of bed. You make me come over. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And, and, and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.

Cameron Frye

Call me 'sir', goddamn it!

Cameron Frye

Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta! He can't hit, and He can't hit, and He can't hit, and He can't hit, SWING batta!

Cameron Frye

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

Cameron Frye

Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car. He got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so goddamn special? Screw 'im.

Jeanie Bueller

There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen... M-my-my-my name is Bueller...Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right?! I need HELP ! Speakie De English!? Dickhead!

Jeanie Bueller

Excuse me. If whoever's in the house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I have just called the police. If you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun. And a scorching case of herpes.

Jeanie Bueller

Do you know where she is? Do you know when she'll be back? Do you know anything?!

Jeanie Bueller

What? You're letting him stay home??? If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair!

Jeanie Bueller

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