Quotes from the Movie Ferris Buellers Day Off

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

Cameron Frye

Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car. He got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so goddamn special? Screw 'im.

Jeanie Bueller

There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen... M-my-my-my name is Bueller...Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right?! I need HELP ! Speakie De English!? Dickhead!

Jeanie Bueller

Excuse me. If whoever's in the house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I have just called the police. If you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun. And a scorching case of herpes.

Jeanie Bueller

Do you know where she is? Do you know when she'll be back? Do you know anything?!

Jeanie Bueller

What? You're letting him stay home??? If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair!

Jeanie Bueller

Well...my names Jeanine but...a lot of guys just call me Shawna.

Jeanie Bueller

Dry that one out, you can fertilize the lawn.

Jeanie Bueller

Bite the big one, junior.

Jeanie Bueller

I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

Ed Rooney

So that's how it is in their family.

Ed Rooney

Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.

Ed Rooney

How would you feel about another year of high school? Under my close personal supervision.

Ed Rooney

Grace... GRACE...

Ed Rooney

Something's going on God Dammit!

Ed Rooney

Mr. Rooney... Ed... you're a beautiful man. I want to thank you for your warmth and compassion.

Sloane Peterson

Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo.

Sloane Peterson

He's gonna marry me.

Sloane Peterson

In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone? ...the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered? ...raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. 'Voodoo' economics.

Economics Teacher

I weep for the future.

Snooty Waiter

I'm suggesting that you leave,...before I have to get snooty!

Snooty Waiter

I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to...

Singing Telegram Nurse

You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.

Druggie

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