When I got back, there was a cozy fire in the fireplace...and on the roof, and on the porch. It was great.
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Over the years, I found Mr. Underhill's credit card to be a useful tool, much like Underhill himself.
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I never liked guns, especially when they're pointed at me.
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Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee Schwartz.
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Folks ain't home. Cross won't burn. Hell, it ain't like it used to be.
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Lets welcome our guest healer Mr. Claude Henry Smoot
Announcer
Was y'all usin any kinna drugs you brought in from Califor'ny by any chance?
Sheriff
Well, I see you just wanna make it hard on everybody ... maybe you'd feel better after some time in tha Tank. Y'all come.
Sheriff
Just some beaujolais.
Fletch
It's a very popular drug. Made from grapes.
Fletch
Is that a felony or a misdemeanor?
Fletch
Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.
Fletch
Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicapped person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.
Fletch
What do you mean, toxic waste?
Fletch
Where?... Frank, just give me the ones that aren't in New Jersey.
Fletch