Quotes from the Movie Fletch Lives

When I got back, there was a cozy fire in the fireplace...and on the roof, and on the porch. It was great.

Fletch Lives

Over the years, I found Mr. Underhill's credit card to be a useful tool, much like Underhill himself.

Fletch Lives

I never liked guns, especially when they're pointed at me.

Fletch Lives

Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee Schwartz.

Fletch Lives

Folks ain't home. Cross won't burn. Hell, it ain't like it used to be.

Fletch Lives

Lets welcome our guest healer Mr. Claude Henry Smoot

Announcer

Was y'all usin any kinna drugs you brought in from Califor'ny by any chance?

Sheriff

Well, I see you just wanna make it hard on everybody ... maybe you'd feel better after some time in tha Tank. Y'all come.

Sheriff

Just some beaujolais.

Fletch

It's a very popular drug. Made from grapes.

Fletch

Is that a felony or a misdemeanor?

Fletch

Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.

Fletch

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicapped person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

Fletch

What do you mean, toxic waste?

Fletch

Where?... Frank, just give me the ones that aren't in New Jersey.

Fletch

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