Quotes from the Movie Fletch Lives

It's a very popular drug. Made from grapes.

Fletch

Is that a felony or a misdemeanor?

Fletch

Uh. Well, I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.

Fletch

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicapped person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

Fletch

What do you mean, toxic waste?

Fletch

Where?... Frank, just give me the ones that aren't in New Jersey.

Fletch

Hey Betty, how about lunch at the In N' Out Burger?

Fletch

Okay, forget the burger, how about just the In N' Out?

Fletch

Ok, how about just the In?

Fletch

Name's Ed... Ed Harley.

Fletch

I'll give you a hint... Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Fletch

Ed HARLEY. Harley-Davidson Motorcycles!

Fletch

Well, my granddaddy started it, then my Daddy screwed Davidson out of his half, and now I own the whole thing.

Fletch

Ah...Irwin M Fletcher. Irwin Mahatma Fletcher.

Fletch

Hello, I'm Peter Lemon-Jello and they told me to tell you your house is on fire.

Fletch

It's a championship Laker watch.

Fletch

I used to date one - only thing I have to remember him by.

Fletch

We just clipped a Piper Cub. Pilot's okay, I just saw him parachuting.

Fletch

I be Fletch, Geometry Fletch. She be Miss Trigonometry Ross.

Fletch

You ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?

Fletch

No, not really, um... as soon as you get that trunk upstairs and have finished your nap I guess you could fix that step and jump down, turn around and pick a bale of cotton. And while I'm gone see to it Miss Scarlet stays away from the Union army will you?

Fletch

I don't even know your name.

Fletch

Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.

Fletch

Well..I can't see what's so wrong with that.....did the horse object?

Fletch