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Quotes from the movie Freddy Got Fingered
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Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
Gord Brody


Japan four!
Gord Brody


He's a molester... He's a CHIIIILD molester!!!
Gord Brody


You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!
Gord Brody


I see the problem here! There's a baby in your BOOOODDDYYY!
Gord Brody


Get inside the animals!
Gord Brody


Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausages? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Sausages? Sausages?
Gord Brody


Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer!
Gord Brody


You'll love how simple misunderstandings get us into a whole heap of trouble. It's crazy. Listen to my hooves! Listen to my hooves! Listen to them. Cloppety-clop. Listen to them. Cloppety-clop.
Gord Brody


I'm a 28 year old man! I can eat a chicken sandwich if i want!
Gord Brody


I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can. I can walk backwards fast as you can
Gord Brody


Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks or something? For supplies, for, like, pens or Liquid Paper or a Trapper Keeper or one of those little compasses that you put the pencil in and you can make a circle, a perfect circle.
Gord Brody


Eh, hmm. Investments. Eh, I do investments. Consulting in the business, eh, business, eh, analysing, stocks, eh, NASDAQ, eh, Dow Jones, Wall Street Journal, eh, New York City, CNN.
Gord Brody


Don't rub on Mr. Lee!
Darren


Oh yeah, he's a character!
Darren