Quotes from the Movie Freddy Got Fingered

Ding-dong! Ding-dong!

Gord Brody

Japan four!

Gord Brody

He's a molester... He's a CHIIIILD molester!!!

Gord Brody

You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!

Gord Brody

I see the problem here! There's a baby in your BOOOODDDYYY!

Gord Brody

Get inside the animals!

Gord Brody

Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausages? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Sausages? Sausages?

Gord Brody

Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer!

Gord Brody

You'll love how simple misunderstandings get us into a whole heap of trouble. It's crazy. Listen to my hooves! Listen to my hooves! Listen to them. Cloppety-clop. Listen to them. Cloppety-clop.

Gord Brody

I'm a 28 year old man! I can eat a chicken sandwich if i want!

Gord Brody

I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can. I can walk backwards fast as you can

Gord Brody

Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks or something? For supplies, for, like, pens or Liquid Paper or a Trapper Keeper or one of those little compasses that you put the pencil in and you can make a circle, a perfect circle.

Gord Brody

Eh, hmm. Investments. Eh, I do investments. Consulting in the business, eh, business, eh, analysing, stocks, eh, NASDAQ, eh, Dow Jones, Wall Street Journal, eh, New York City, CNN.

Gord Brody

Don't rub on Mr. Lee!

Darren

Oh yeah, he's a character!

Darren

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