Let me explain the house rules. Follow the rules, we'll get along like a house on fire. Rule number one: No noise, no question. You make a noise... [holds up gun] Mr. .44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it.
Do you think this is who I am? I am a professional thief, I don't run around killing people I don't have to.
If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.
I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on, you are all in my cool book.
Fight now, cry later.
You touch my brother with that stake, biker, and vampires won't have to suck your blood. They'll be able to lick it up off the floor.
I wish you the peace in death I could never give you in life.
And if there is a hell, and those sons of bitches are from it, then there has got to be a heaven... Jacob, there's gotta be.
Now I'm gonna ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer: Do you wanna live through this?
All right, ramblers... Let's get ramblin'.
Every person who... chooses the service of God as his life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk. Many, many times during your life you will look at your reflection in a mirror and ask yourself: am I a fool? I'm not going through a lapse; what I've experienced is closer to awakening.
I'll be a lap dog of Satan.
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