Quotes from the Movie G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Let's move! The world ain't saving itself !

Roadblock

In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate."

Roadblock

I came here when I was fourteen, with a life expectancy of thirteen. I was bounced around from home to home until this... became my home. Guys would line up outside that door to fight me. They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained sixty pounds, punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half of it. I became a Joe to serve. In the field. So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.

Roadblock

There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.

Roadblock

As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.

Roadblock

Not from their backs they don't.

Roadblock

My first drop, I popped a live round into my mouth. It keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot. [gives him a bullet, which he puts into his mouth] Mouse: Delicious.

Roadblock

That's on the rise. Like your panties.

Roadblock

That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say...

Roadblock

Snake Eyes, how's all of that sound?

Roadblock

Where can we find you, general?

Roadblock

You know we'd make a hell of a team.

Roadblock

I ain't gonna be in neutral.

Roadblock

Well the good news is no global warming summit next month.

Zartan

Why does anyone want to be president? Everybody wants to rule the world.

Zartan

On my orders, the covert special forces unit, codenamed Cobra, terminated with extreme prejudice Joe command, facilities, personnel. The GI Joes... are no more.

Zartan

You know, they call it a waterboard... but I never get bored!

Zartan

Firefly - good to see we're not running low on crazy.

Zartan

You know, they say this is a thankless job. But yesterday, I hung out with Bono. My new secret service; they want to burn the constitution. Literally. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up.

Zartan

Well that's the thing. Your approval ratings climbed nine points. Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you but acts like me.

Zartan

Like you pay taxes.

Zartan

DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about re-enlisting.

Joe Colton

It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. But an impostor president?

Joe Colton

It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. But an impostor president?

Joe Colton

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