Quotes from the Movie Galaxy Quest

It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!

Jason Nesmith

Never give up, never surrender!

Jason Nesmith

Whoo! Your commander... is on deck.

Jason Nesmith

There is no quantum flux, there's no auxiliary, there's no goddamned SHIP! You got it?

Jason Nesmith

You know, guys, I had a late night with a Kreemorian Fangor Beast, so I'm gonna just shut my eyes for a little bit. Go on, I'm listening to everything you say.

Jason Nesmith

Guys, I was there. I was up there. Remember yesterday at the convention, those people dressed up like aliens? They were aliens! They were Termites, or-or Dalmatians... I can't really remember 'cause I was hung over. But what they built was extraordinary!

Jason Nesmith

Guys, digitize me! DIGITIZE ME!

Jason Nesmith

Maybe I should put some pants on.

Jason Nesmith

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

Alexander Dane

You broke the ship? You broke the bloody ship?

Alexander Dane

Ludicrous! Why are you listening to this fellow? May I remind you, he's wearing a costume, not a uniform!

Alexander Dane

Oh, RIGHT! Of course! It's always about you, isn't it?

Alexander Dane

I see you've managed to get your shirt off.

Alexander Dane

By Grabthar's Hammer ... What a savings!

Alexander Dane

You see, this is your problem Jason. You were never serious about the craft.

Alexander Dane

We are actors, not astronauts.

Gwen DeMarco

Look, I have ONE job on this lousy ship! It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it, OKAY?

Gwen DeMarco

I remember that sound that's a bad sound!

Gwen DeMarco

Self-control? That's funny, coming from a man who slept with every Turathian slave-girl and Moon Princess on the show.

Gwen DeMarco

Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!

Gwen DeMarco

Ducts! Why is it always ducts?

Gwen DeMarco

Well, forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!

Gwen DeMarco

What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!

Gwen DeMarco

Whoever wrote this episode should die!

Gwen DeMarco

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