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Quotes from the movie Galaxy Quest
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It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Jason Nesmith


Never give up, never surrender!
Jason Nesmith


Whoo! Your commander... is on deck.
Jason Nesmith


There is no quantum flux, there's no auxiliary, there's no goddamned SHIP! You got it?
Jason Nesmith


You know, guys, I had a late night with a Kreemorian Fangor Beast, so I'm gonna just shut my eyes for a little bit. Go on, I'm listening to everything you say.
Jason Nesmith


Guys, I was there. I was up there. Remember yesterday at the convention, those people dressed up like aliens? They were aliens! They were Termites, or-or Dalmatians... I can't really remember 'cause I was hung over. But what they built was extraordinary!
Jason Nesmith


Guys, digitize me! DIGITIZE ME!
Jason Nesmith


Maybe I should put some pants on.
Jason Nesmith


By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
Alexander Dane


You broke the ship? You broke the bloody ship?
Alexander Dane


Ludicrous! Why are you listening to this fellow? May I remind you, he's wearing a costume, not a uniform!
Alexander Dane


Oh, RIGHT! Of course! It's always about you, isn't it?
Alexander Dane


I see you've managed to get your shirt off.
Alexander Dane


By Grabthar's Hammer ... What a savings!
Alexander Dane


You see, this is your problem Jason. You were never serious about the craft.
Alexander Dane


We are actors, not astronauts.
Gwen DeMarco


Look, I have ONE job on this lousy ship! It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it, OKAY?
Gwen DeMarco


I remember that sound ó that's a bad sound!
Gwen DeMarco


Self-control? That's funny, coming from a man who slept with every Turathian slave-girl and Moon Princess on the show.
Gwen DeMarco


Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!
Gwen DeMarco


Ducts! Why is it always ducts?
Gwen DeMarco


Well, forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!
Gwen DeMarco


What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!
Gwen DeMarco


Whoever wrote this episode should die!
Gwen DeMarco


I think we should have just taken the gig. I mean, who knows the next time he'll ask us?
Fred Kwan


Hmm. That was a hell of a thing. What's wrong with them?
Fred Kwan


Wow. The floors are so clean.
Fred Kwan


That was right again, guys. Great job! Come on, group hug.
Fred Kwan


It's the simple things in life that you treasure.
Fred Kwan


You probably don't remember me, do you? It's the sunglasses, right? I was on the show in '82. Episode 81. I was Crewman Number Six. I got killed by a lava monster before the first commercial.
Guy Fleegman


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