Quotes from the Movie Galaxy Quest

I think we should have just taken the gig. I mean, who knows the next time he'll ask us?

Fred Kwan

Hmm. That was a hell of a thing. What's wrong with them?

Fred Kwan

Wow. The floors are so clean.

Fred Kwan

That was right again, guys. Great job! Come on, group hug.

Fred Kwan

It's the simple things in life that you treasure.

Fred Kwan

You probably don't remember me, do you? It's the sunglasses, right? I was on the show in '82. Episode 81. I was Crewman Number Six. I got killed by a lava monster before the first commercial.

Guy Fleegman

I'm just jazzed about being on the show, man!

Guy Fleegman

Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!

Guy Fleegman

Something bad happened here.

Guy Fleegman

Did you guys ever watch the show?

Guy Fleegman

We're... we're doing Episode... 81? I died in Episode 81!

Guy Fleegman

We're... we're doing Episode... 81? I died in Episode 81!

Guy Fleegman

I wanted to go down to the planet because I figured the ship would get attacked and I would die. But now I'm thinking I get left behind when you guys go back and die down there!

Guy Fleegman

Look around you. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

Guy Fleegman

Uhh, guys, the,uh, red thingy is coming toward the green thingy... and I think we're the green thingy!

Guy Fleegman

Here are my demands - and if I do not hear what I like, there will be blood and pain as you cannot imagine!

Sarris

At every turn you demonstrate the necessity for your extermination!

Sarris

You have all done far more damage than I ever could.

Sarris

How adorable! The actors are going to play war with me!

Sarris

Perhaps I'm not as stupid as I am ugly, Commander!

Sarris

Explain, as you would a child.

Sarris

Comm-mmander, we are Thermians from the Klaatu Nebula. We-ee need your help!

Mathesar

We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. Your Monte Cristo sandwich has become a favorite among the adventurous.

Mathesar

You know, with all that makeup, I actually thought you were smart for a second.

Tommy Webber