Quotes from the Movie Galaxy Quest

We are actors, not astronauts.

Gwen DeMarco

Look, I have ONE job on this lousy ship! It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it, OKAY?

Gwen DeMarco

I remember that sound ó that's a bad sound!

Gwen DeMarco

Self-control? That's funny, coming from a man who slept with every Turathian slave-girl and Moon Princess on the show.

Gwen DeMarco

Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!

Gwen DeMarco

Ducts! Why is it always ducts?

Gwen DeMarco

Well, forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!

Gwen DeMarco

What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!

Gwen DeMarco

Whoever wrote this episode should die!

Gwen DeMarco

I think we should have just taken the gig. I mean, who knows the next time he'll ask us?

Fred Kwan

Hmm. That was a hell of a thing. What's wrong with them?

Fred Kwan

Wow. The floors are so clean.

Fred Kwan

That was right again, guys. Great job! Come on, group hug.

Fred Kwan

It's the simple things in life that you treasure.

Fred Kwan

You probably don't remember me, do you? It's the sunglasses, right? I was on the show in '82. Episode 81. I was Crewman Number Six. I got killed by a lava monster before the first commercial.

Guy Fleegman