Quotes from the Movie Garden State

My mom always says that, when she can see I'm, like, working something out in my head. She's like, "You're in it right now" and I'm looking at you telling this story, and you're definitely in it.

Sam

OK, so, sometimes I lie. I mean I'm weird, man, about random stuff too. I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick. I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, "Wow, that wasn't even remotely true".

Sam

I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done.

Sam

My hair's blowin' in the wind.

Sam

Sidecars are for bitches.

Sam

The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money.

Mark

I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.

Mark

Hey, if you ever need a Kato, you know where to find me.

Mark

Oh, guys, don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector. It was beeping all night.

Carol

You know, our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things when they're consumed by stress and anxiety. I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half...for example.

Dr. Cohen

By the way, it says "Balls" on your face.

Tim

My mom did it.

Mark

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