They say that it was so hot in downtown today, grown men were walking up to cops on street corners begging them to shoot.
You filed it, that puts me over the top; you owe me a car. I don't wanna hear any shit, John, and I don't give a shit. Lingk puts me over the top. You filed it, it went downtown, now you owe me the car. You see, because this is how we keep score, bubie.
WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man.
Or, I'm tellin' ya, I'm in bed the next day, she brings me cafe au lait, gives me a cigarette. My balls feel like concrete.
You ever take a dump, made you feel like you just slept for twelve hours?
Yes, well that's very cute, but you're running this office like a bunch of bullshit.
You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here to waste your time with a bunch of bums?
Williamson! Williamson! Put me on the board! Put me on the Cadillac board!
You are a shithead, Williamson...If you can't think on your feet, you oughta keep your mouth shut.
Has this cocksucker ever been on a sit?
Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. Will you go to lunch?
You've got a big mouth... now I'm gonna show you an even bigger one.
No, I don't think so, Shel.
They just like talking to salesmen.
Because I don't like you.
These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads, and to you they're gold but you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be like throwing them away. They're for closers.
A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing.
You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?
Know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate.
We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? How are you gonna take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it? Leave.
Coffee is for Closers!