This is a...this is just a shot in the dark, but uh...there's no chance that you're uh...pre-law, is there?
Yeah, let's do it, I'm pumped! Let's let the healing begin!
Do you buy all these books retail, or do you send away for like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included?
So what's this? A Taster's Choice moment between guys? This is really nice.
See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.
Hey..you know you'd be better off shoving that cigarette up your ass, it'd probably be healthier for you.
Is it just my imagination or has my class grown considerably? Well, by no stretch of my imagination do I believe you've all come here to hear me lecture. But rather to ascertain the identity of the mystery math magician. So, without further ado, come forward silent rogue and receive thy prize...Well, I'm sorry to disappoint my spectators, but it seems there will be no unmasking here today. However, um...my colleagues and I have conferred, and there is a problem on the board right now that took us more than two years to prove. So, let this be said: the gauntlet has been thrown down, but the faculty have answered, and answered with vigor.
A difficult theorem can like a...symphony. It's very erotic.
So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and shit on the wall.
My boy's wicked smart.
I swallowed a bug.
If you were gonna fight them, why didn't you fight them back there? We got snacks now!
Will, the pressures, and I'm not judging them, I'm not uh..labelling them, but they are destroying your potential. Now no more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo.
I can be in the NBA. I'm tall, I like to wear shorts. Hook! Hook! Dunk! Dunk! Baby, I'm all about three points.
Most people never get to see how brilliant they can be. They don't find teachers that believe in them. They get convinced they're stupid. I hope you appreciate what he's doing. Because I've seen how much he enjoys working with you. Not against you.
You're legally allowed to drink now so we figured the best thing for you was a car.