Let's do itóThe levels I mean, not sex.
Uh-oh? high score?..what does that mean?..did i break?
Thats cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
Dude wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!
Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?
Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.
Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie!
Dude we were just kidding JP Dont be mad at us!
Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!
Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah "A little Hiroshima on my balls".
Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.
School, I didn't need school. All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire. So, maybe I don't know what the civil war was, or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one - but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. Yeah. I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
Oh, yeah... Careful is my middle name, heh - Actually, it's not, it's Philip.
How can he see me?
Does it scare you Kain?
You would if you had robot ears.
I hate your face!
I am not amused.
Please sit on my face.
I want you to drink from my man faucet.
People will bow to it.
It's a wonderful dandelion/nettle blend. Good for new beginnings.
I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one... ...which meant - good things are coming. Good things.
Oh, ok, ok... Fair enough, yeah, rage it up. Rage all you want. Good things are coming. Good things.