Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.Jeff
Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie!Jeff
Dude we were just kidding JP Dont be mad at us!Jeff
Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!Jeff
Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah "A little Hiroshima on my balls".Jeff
Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.Jeff
School, I didn't need school. All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire. So, maybe I don't know what the civil war was, or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one - but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. Yeah. I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.J.P.
Oh, yeah... Careful is my middle name, heh - Actually, it's not, it's Philip.J.P.
How can he see me?J.P.
Does it scare you Kain?J.P.
You would if you had robot ears.J.P.
I hate your face!J.P.
I am not amused.J.P.
Please sit on my face.J.P.