Quotes from the Movie Grandmas Boy

So, you can't kill the demon at the end of level six? Do you have the magic arrows? Easy, here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder. When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows. Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens, you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust with the sword of doom, and thats it - level six is done.

Alex

Oh, oh, oh my God! I'm sorry, I can't stop cumming, I'm sorry! Oh-ho-ho, It feels so good!

Alex

Hey, JP - That's a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?

Alex

My grandma drank all my pot.

Alex

Dude your bed's a car.

Alex

At least I have a bush!

Alex

Dude, you do know that lions eat deer right?

Alex

Dont judge me monkey!

Alex

Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. Yeah, I have a bear.

Jeff

I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.

Jeff

My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.

Jeff

I'll run over your attitude, It sucks.

Jeff

Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.

Jeff

What's goin' on, shitlips?

Jeff

Whats up Douche Bigelow?

Jeff

You're dead to me, over.

Jeff

I shoulda' worn a condom.

Jeff

That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.

Jeff

Nice karma, Guy-Blow.

Jeff

I have to pee out of my ass.

Jeff

So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... Noo way! Was he silent?

Jeff

Wassup, Silver Fox?

Jeff

Oh, I started a fight club.

Jeff

Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!

Jeff

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