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Quotes from the movie Grandmas Boy
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Let's do itóThe levels I mean, not sex.
Jeff


Uh-oh? high score?..what does that mean?..did i break?
Jeff


Thats cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
Jeff


Dude wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!
Jeff


Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?
Jeff


Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.
Jeff


Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie!
Jeff


Dude we were just kidding JP Dont be mad at us!
Jeff


Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!
Jeff


Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah "A little Hiroshima on my balls".
Jeff


Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.
Jeff


School, I didn't need school. All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire. So, maybe I don't know what the civil war was, or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one - but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. Yeah. I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
J.P.


AdiŪs turd-nuggets.
J.P.


Oh, yeah... Careful is my middle name, heh - Actually, it's not, it's Philip.
J.P.


How can he see me?
J.P.


Does it scare you Kain?
J.P.


You would if you had robot ears.
J.P.


I hate your face!
J.P.


I am not amused.
J.P.


Please sit on my face.
J.P.


I want you to drink from my man faucet.
J.P.


People will bow to it.
J.P.


It's a wonderful dandelion/nettle blend. Good for new beginnings.
Mr. Cheezle


I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one... ...which meant - good things are coming. Good things.
Mr. Cheezle


Oh, ok, ok... Fair enough, yeah, rage it up. Rage all you want. Good things are coming. Good things.
Mr. Cheezle