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Quotes from the movie Grandmas Boy
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So, you can't kill the demon at the end of level six? Do you have the magic arrows? Easy, here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder. When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows. Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens, you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust with the sword of doom, and thats it - level six is done.
Alex


Oh, oh, oh my God! I'm sorry, I can't stop cumming, I'm sorry! Oh-ho-ho, It feels so good!
Alex


Hey, JP - That's a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?
Alex


My grandma drank all my pot.
Alex


Dude your bed's a car.
Alex


At least I have a bush!
Alex


Dude, you do know that lions eat deer right?
Alex


Dont judge me monkey!
Alex


Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. Yeah, I have a bear.
Jeff


I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.
Jeff


My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.
Jeff


I'll run over your attitude, It sucks.
Jeff


Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.
Jeff


What's goin' on, shitlips?
Jeff


Whats up Douche Bigelow?
Jeff


You're dead to me, over.
Jeff


I shoulda' worn a condom.
Jeff


That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.
Jeff


Nice karma, Guy-Blow.
Jeff


I have to pee out of my ass.
Jeff


So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... Noo way! Was he silent?
Jeff


Wassup, Silver Fox?
Jeff


Oh, I started a fight club.
Jeff


Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!
Jeff


Hey, look! It's Bono's brother.
Jeff


Let's do itóThe levels I mean, not sex.
Jeff


Uh-oh? high score?..what does that mean?..did i break?
Jeff


Thats cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
Jeff


Dude wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!
Jeff


Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?
Jeff


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