Quotes from the Movie Groundhog Day

Somebody asked me today, "Phil, if you could be anywhere in the world, where would you like to be?" And I said to him, "Prob'ly right here - Elko, Nevada, our nation's high at 79 today." Out in California, they're gonna have some warm weather tomorrow, gang wars, and some *very* overpriced real estate. Up in the Pacific Northwest, as you can see, they're gonna have some very, very tall trees.

Phil Connors

People like blood sausage, too. People are morons.

Phil Connors

Chance of departure today, one hundred percent.

Phil Connors

So'd you turn pro with that belly button thing, Ned?

Phil Connors

Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.

Phil Connors

This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

Phil Connors

Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.

Phil Connors

I make the weather.

Phil Connors

Well, it's Groundhog Day... again...

Phil Connors

What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.

Phil Connors

You're a producer, come up with something.

Phil Connors

Morons, your bus is leaving.

Phil Connors

Nancy, she works in a dress shop... and she makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets really excited.

Phil Connors

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank PiÒa Coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...

Phil Connors

I'm betting he's going to swerve first.

Phil Connors