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Quotes from the movie Half Baked
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Abrakadabra? That`s the newest slang, all the kids are saying it! Abrakadabra my niggha!
Thurgood


Abrakadabra! ABRA!
Thurgood


I'm sexy... I'm a scholar... people like me
Thurgood


You guys smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer.
Thurgood


I got some booty, I got some booty!
Thurgood


I, myself, am a master of the custodial arts..or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.
Thurgood


Let me tell you something: I love weed. I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!
Thurgood


Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog? I believe him yo, I don't know why, but I do.
Scarface


Red Team, go! Red Team, go!
Jon Stewart/Enhancement smoker


I want to talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden!
Sir-Smokes-Alot


I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, bitch!
Sir-Smokes-Alot


Ya hear that? I'm somebody's bitch!
Kenny


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