Quotes from the Movie Half Baked

Abrakadabra? That`s the newest slang, all the kids are saying it! Abrakadabra my niggha!

Thurgood

Abrakadabra! ABRA!

Thurgood

I'm sexy... I'm a scholar... people like me

Thurgood

You guys smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer.

Thurgood

I got some booty, I got some booty!

Thurgood

I, myself, am a master of the custodial arts..or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

Thurgood

Let me tell you something: I love weed. I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!

Thurgood

Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog? I believe him yo, I don't know why, but I do.

Scarface

Red Team, go! Red Team, go!

Jon Stewart/Enhancement smoker

I want to talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden!

Sir-Smokes-Alot

I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, bitch!

Sir-Smokes-Alot

Ya hear that? I'm somebody's bitch!

Kenny

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