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Don't ask me to change, Pa. Because I can't.
Twinkle twinkle little STAAAR!
I'm being spontan-you-us.
Ladies, please avert your eyes... because I've been known to hypnotize. You've heard the voice. Now you're about to meet the one-and-only Lovelace in the flesh, right here, right on, right now.
There is a POWER that makes me STAND upon this TOWER!
ENOUGH! You bring this stranger before me?! He doubts my powers! He compares me to a skua! The voices are shrieking inside my head - they're sayin' "Lovelace! Who is this fool?! Tell him! Tell him to go f- forth and multiply!"
I will retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence. OK ladies, who's first?
ENOUGH! Tis a bad day fo' you! You dealin' with LOVELACE now, and my man Mumble here! BEGONE, demon fish-a! Adios-a. Andiamo-hah. That's right! Boo-hoo; you high-tail it back to yo mamas. Don't make me come in the watah! I'll come after your sons and daughtahs!
Testify to that... Right on...
Who can say? Taller than anyone.
HEY! It's me, Lovelace; formerly known as Guru! I'm gonna be tellin' your story, Happy Feet! Long after you dead and gone!
Kiss my frozen tushie! Kiss it, kiss it!
He's leaving. OH NO, THAT WAS HIS FACE!
Yeah, I once heard an animal do that, but then they rolled him over, he was dead.
I know size may be daunting, but do not be afraid... I love you. I LOVE YOU!
I can do this, I can do this... I can trick myself! Boy, look at that! What?
How are we gonna tell his mama he bring us all this way just to kill himself?
I like big tails and I can't deny!
Wait a second. I hear people wanting something... ME!
Let me tell something to ju....
We got personality with a capital "Y". Why? Because we're hot!
We sing the heart of our true friend, Mumble! You are a nation of teeny-weeny, pibbling, pickolini, piddily-diddily POOF!
Raise your voices, brothers! Give praise to the Great 'Guin, who put songs in our hearts and fish in our bellies!
It is this kind of backsliding that has brought the scarcity upon us!
So it follows. Dissent leads to division and division leads us to doom! You, Mumble Happyfeet, must go!
Is it empty? Can I have it?
Come back here, Mr. Mumble!
Ugh! You stubborn, hippity-hoppity fool!
A penguin without a heart song is hardly a penguin at all!
I wouldn't do that around folks, son. It just ain't penguin.
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