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Quotes from the movie Harold
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Just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.
Kumar Patel


Helloooo New Brunswick! Prepare to gorge yourself, you know!
Kumar Patel


Sure got a lotta baggage.
Harold Lee


This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.
Harold Lee


Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
Freakshow


Who wants first reach-around?
Freakshow


Hey Randy! What? The devil! Whuh? The devil is everywhere...
Freakshow


I was goin down to Georgia, gonna get myself baptized, gon get myself baptized in the bussom of the Lord.
Freakshow


Soft, chocolate lips...
Male Nurse


Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5!
Extreme Sports Punk #1


Woooh! Extreme Chedder!
Extreme Sports Punk #2


"Koomar" - what is that like five O's and two U's?
Officer Palumbo


Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know?
Officer Palumbo


This movie makes no sense. She's possessed, she's not possessed... that rack had better be stacked. OH! TITS! Those aren't real. Yes, they are!
Goldstein


EXTREME KAYAKING!
Cole


Damn! You sank my battleshit!
Clarissa


Boobies, boobies, boobies!
Rosenberg


Police in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, have just arrested a gang of hooligans who are suspected of terrorizing numerous strip malls and convenience stores. Officer Thurmond Brucks found their abandoned car, which contained a large bag of marijuana. And in other news, the Muckleburg police department are still looking for a fugitive who escaped from the police station last night with a companion believed to be his accomplice. Police have released sketches of the two fugitives which they believe to be extremely accurate.
Female Anchor