Just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.
Helloooo New Brunswick! Prepare to gorge yourself, you know!
Sure got a lotta baggage.
This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
Who wants first reach-around?
Hey Randy! What? The devil! Whuh? The devil is everywhere...
I was goin down to Georgia, gonna get myself baptized, gon get myself baptized in the bussom of the Lord.
Soft, chocolate lips...
Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5!
Woooh! Extreme Chedder!
"Koomar" - what is that like five O's and two U's?
Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know?
This movie makes no sense. She's possessed, she's not possessed... that rack had better be stacked. OH! TITS! Those aren't real. Yes, they are!
Damn! You sank my battleshit!
Boobies, boobies, boobies!
Police in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, have just arrested a gang of hooligans who are suspected of terrorizing numerous strip malls and convenience stores. Officer Thurmond Brucks found their abandoned car, which contained a large bag of marijuana. And in other news, the Muckleburg police department are still looking for a fugitive who escaped from the police station last night with a companion believed to be his accomplice. Police have released sketches of the two fugitives which they believe to be extremely accurate.