Quotes from the Movie Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone

My body's gone!

Harry Potter

"'It's Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SAR' - honestly, she's a nightmare! It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends."

Ron Weasley

No, stop! Stop! Stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SAR!

Hermione Granger

Holy crickett you're Harry Potter.

Hermione Granger

Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us all killed. Or worse, expelled."

Hermione Granger

Yer a wizard Harry.

Hagrid

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he would have remembered to land on his fat arse!

Malfoy

Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?

Dudley

Five points each to Gryffindor... for sheer dumb luck!

Professor McGonagall

It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live.

Dumbledore