Quotes from the Movie Heathers

People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep.

J.D.

Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling.

J.D.

This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

J.D.

The extreme always seems to make an impression.

J.D.

I like it. It's got that it's-a-cruel-world-let's-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.

J.D.

Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie.

J.D.

Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.

J.D.

Es-ki-mo...

J.D.

They're Ich l¬łge bullets.

J.D.

The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.

J.D.

Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.

J.D.

I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya...

J.D.

I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...

J.D.

"We, students at Westerburg High, will die. Today. Our burning bodies will be the ultimate protest to a society that degrades us. Fuck you all!"

J.D.

You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.

Heather Chandler

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