Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.
I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya...
I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...
"We, students at Westerburg High, will die. Today. Our burning bodies will be the ultimate protest to a society that degrades us. Fuck you all!"
You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.
You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.
Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87.
You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.
Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.
Intense... grow up. You think I'll drink it just because you call me chicken...? Just gimmie the cup, jerk.
Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.
Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life.
Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
It's so great to be able to talk to a girl and not have to ask "What's your major?". I hate that... . So, when you go to college, what subjects do you think you'll study?
Dear Lord, please make sure this never happens to me because I don't think I could handle suicide. Fast, early acceptance into an Ivy League school and please let it be Harvard. Amen.
When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings.
We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the Book.
Jesus, God in heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch? It's a joke, man. Geez, people are so serious. Holy Mary pray for our sinners, so we don't get caught. Geez, another joke man.