This page contains quotes from the movie Hercules. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.


Home >> Moviequotes >> H >> Hercules




Quotes from the movie Hercules
 0
Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay. And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man! I thought I had problems.
Hercules


But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure!
Hercules


He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
Meg


You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."
Meg


Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.
Meg


Bye-bye, Wonderboy.
Meg


I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.
Meg


Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?
Meg


I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.
Meg


Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?
Meg


It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
Meg


Everyone in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita.
Meg


I thought I smelt a rat.
Meg


Speak of the devil.
Meg


How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!
Hades


It's a small underworld, after all, huh?
Hades


Zeusy, I'm home!
Hades


You are correct, thir!
Hades


So is this an audience or a mosaic?
Hades


Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.
Hades


He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse, okay?
Hades


Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.
Hades


I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is WALTZING AROUND IN THE WOODS!!!
Hades


Alright, so here's the trade-off. You give up your strength for about 24 hours-- Okay, say the next 24 hours, [fast] and-Meg-here-is-as-free-as-a-bird-and-safe-from-harm,-you-dance,-you-kiss,-you-schmooze,-you carry-on,-we-go-home-happy...-Whaddaya-say?-Come-on.
Hades


I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for eighteen years goes up in smoke, and you...are wearing...His...MERCHANDISE!!!
Hades