Quotes from the Movie Hercules

Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay. And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man! I thought I had problems.

Hercules

But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure!

Hercules

He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.

Meg

You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."

Meg

Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.

Meg

Bye-bye, Wonderboy.

Meg

I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.

Meg

Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?

Meg

I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.

Meg

Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?

Meg

It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.

Meg

Everyone in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita.

Meg

I thought I smelt a rat.

Meg

Speak of the devil.

Meg

How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!

Hades

It's a small underworld, after all, huh?

Hades

Zeusy, I'm home!

Hades

You are correct, thir!

Hades

So is this an audience or a mosaic?

Hades

Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.

Hades

He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse, okay?

Hades

Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.

Hades

I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is WALTZING AROUND IN THE WOODS!!!

Hades

Alright, so here's the trade-off. You give up your strength for about 24 hours-- Okay, say the next 24 hours, [fast] and-Meg-here-is-as-free-as-a-bird-and-safe-from-harm,-you-dance,-you-kiss,-you-schmooze,-you carry-on,-we-go-home-happy...-Whaddaya-say?-Come-on.

Hades

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