Quotes from the Movie Hercules

It's a small underworld, after all, huh?

Hades

Zeusy, I'm home!

Hades

You are correct, thir!

Hades

So is this an audience or a mosaic?

Hades

Memo to me, memo to me: maim you after my meeting.

Hades

He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse, okay?

Hades

Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.

Hades

I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is WALTZING AROUND IN THE WOODS!!!

Hades

Alright, so here's the trade-off. You give up your strength for about 24 hours-- Okay, say the next 24 hours, [fast] and-Meg-here-is-as-free-as-a-bird-and-safe-from-harm,-you-dance,-you-kiss,-you-schmooze,-you carry-on,-we-go-home-happy...-Whaddaya-say?-Come-on.

Hades

I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for eighteen years goes up in smoke, and you...are wearing...His...MERCHANDISE!!!

Hades

Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet, deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy but ever-so-crucial little tiny detail? I OWN YOU!!

Hades

Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt!

Hades

Gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos out there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.

Hades

Whoa! Is my hair out?

Hades

Game, Set, Match.

Hades