Quotes from the Movie Hercules

I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for eighteen years goes up in smoke, and you...are wearing...His...MERCHANDISE!!!

Hades

Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet, deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy but ever-so-crucial little tiny detail? I OWN YOU!!

Hades

Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt!

Hades

Gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos out there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.

Hades

Whoa! Is my hair out?

Hades

Game, Set, Match.

Hades

My favorite part of the game. Sudden death.

Hades

We were so CLOSE!! We were so close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little nut Meg had to go all noble.

Hades

What d'ya say? It's happy ending time! Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. I got nothin'. I'm - I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm - What am I, an echo or something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace?! Hello, it's me. Nobody listens.

Hades

I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of "yusses".

Phil

And then there was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all, the build, the foot speed. He could jab. He could take a hit. He could keep on comin'. But that meshuggenah heel of his! He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! He's history.

Phil

The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

Phil

Keep your toga on, pal.

Phil

Rein it in, rookie. You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathalons, but this is the big leagues!

Phil

Nymphs, they can't get their hands off me.

Phil

"It takes more than sinew, comes down to what's in you, you'll have to continue to gro-o-ow! Now that's more like it!..." --One Last Hope

Phil

Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.

Hermes

From that day forward, our boy Hercules could do no wrong. He was so hot, steam looked cool.

Calliope

"All we need now is a plague of locusts." "That's it. I'm moving to Sparta."

Thebians

Uh, Hephaestus has been captured, my lord. Everyone's been captured. Ah! I've been captured! Hey, watch the glasses.

Hermes

Nice goin', Jerk-ules.

Boy

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