Quotes from the Movie Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

Kevin McCallister

Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

Kevin McCallister

Nice night for a neck injury!

Kevin McCallister

Excuse me, but this is an emergency. What city is it out there?

Kevin McCallister

Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.

Kevin McCallister

Yikes, I did it again!

Kevin McCallister

This is the greatest accident of my life!

Kevin McCallister

Two scoops? Make it three; I'm not driving!

Kevin McCallister

I'm not apologizing to Buzz, I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!

Kevin McCallister

Uncle Frank is in the bathroom taking a shower. He says if I walk in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. Whatever that means.

Kevin McCallister

Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed.

Frank McCallister

Get outta here you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!

Frank McCallister

Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.

Frank McCallister

I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but geez you guys give the worst gol-darn wake up calls!

Frank McCallister

KEVIN!! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!?

Peter McCallister

That's very smart, Marv. We bust out of jail just to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus.

Harry

Hey, look who it is, Marv. Let's get him.

Harry

That was the sound of a tool chest, falling down the stairs.

Marv

Harry, I've reached the top!

Marv

oh right in the schnozz.

Marv

You may have won the BATTLE, little dude, but you lost the WAR!

Marv

What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your...STOLEN CREDIT CARD!? Let's see what the police have to say about this!

The Nosy Concierge

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