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You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?
Nice night for a neck injury!
Excuse me, but this is an emergency. What city is it out there?
Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.
Yikes, I did it again!
This is the greatest accident of my life!
Two scoops? Make it three; I'm not driving!
I'm not apologizing to Buzz, I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!
Uncle Frank is in the bathroom taking a shower. He says if I walk in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. Whatever that means.
Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed.
Get outta here you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!
Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.
I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but geez you guys give the worst gol-darn wake up calls!
KEVIN!! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!?
That's very smart, Marv. We bust out of jail just to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus.
Hey, look who it is, Marv. Let's get him.
That was the sound of a tool chest, falling down the stairs.
Harry, I've reached the top!
oh right in the schnozz.
You may have won the BATTLE, little dude, but you lost the WAR!
What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your...STOLEN CREDIT CARD!? Let's see what the police have to say about this!
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