Quotes from the Movie Home Alone

When I grow up and get married I'm living alone! Did you hear me! I'm living alone! I'm living alone! I'm living alone!

Kevin McCallister

I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Kevin McCallister

Down here you big horse's ass! Come and get me before I call the police!

Kevin McCallister

Down here you idiots! Come and get me before I call the police!

Kevin McCallister

This is my house; I have to defend it.

Kevin McCallister

I made my family disappear. I made my family disappear!

Kevin McCallister

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

Kevin McCallister

Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more!

Kevin McCallister

A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.

Kevin McCallister

Buzz! I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!

Kevin McCallister

Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!

Kevin McCallister

Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!

Kevin McCallister

I'll give it a whirl.

Kevin McCallister

Hello. My house is being robbed my address is 656 lincoln blvd. My name is Murphy.

Kevin McCallister

Look what you did, you little jerk!

Frank McCallister

You're what the French call "les incompetents".

Linnie McCallister

Kevin, you're such a disease.

Jeff McCallister

This is Christmas, the season of perpetual hope. And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.

Kate McCallister

He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him.

Marv

I think we're getting scammed by a kindeygartener.

Harry

No, he's just home alone.

Kate

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