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Quotes from the movie Hook
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You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.
Peter Banning/Peter Pan


I think you can get them at Armani.
Peter Banning/Peter Pan


Hook, you let those kids out of that net in less than one minute or you better get an attorney and hope to God he's better than me.
Peter Banning/Peter Pan


Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
Peter Banning/Peter Pan


All right! Okay, shows over, you *put* that thing away! Now put it down before you poke somebody's eye out!
Peter Banning/Peter Pan


Wow. Brad! Hi! ...you been holding this long? ...Uh huh. ...Neverland. Lost Boys. Jim Hook, duel to the death, I'll tell you about it later. Listen, I'd love to chat... but I gotta climb a drain pipe right now. "Why?" Because I ran out of fairy dust, if not I would've flown up. Pssh, "Why?"
Peter Banning/Peter Pan


It's Hook or me this time.
Peter Banning/Peter Pan


He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die.
Captain James Hook


Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate... I hate... I hate Peter Pan!
Captain James Hook


No, no, no! Now stop it! We're playing this game by Master Jack's rules. Bad form! Sit down, now. Let's resume the game. Very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?
Captain James Hook


Are you ready for me Peter... come on... humour the Hook!
Captain James Hook


You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning - a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, who's obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children.
Captain James Hook


What would the world be like without Captain Hook?
Captain James Hook


There's no stopping me this time, Smee. My finger is on the trigger. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me, Smee, try to stop me. Smee. You'd better get up off your arse and get over here. This is not a joke! I'M COMMITTING SUICIDE! Smee, don't ever frighten me like that again.
Captain James Hook


So, Peter, you've become a pirate.
Granny Wendy/Wendy Darling


Ahh. Well, do you see where Jack is? That is the same window and this is the same room where we made up bedtime stories telling about Peter, Neverland, and scary old Captain Hook. But did you know that Mr. Barrie... well, Sir James, our neighbor, he loved our stories so much that he wrote them all down in a book... oh dear me... eighty years ago.
Granny Wendy/Wendy Darling


The stories are true! I swear to you! And now he's come back to seek his revenge. The fight isn't over for Captain James Hook. He wants you back. He knows that you'll follow Jack and Maggie to the ends of the earth and beyond. And by heavens, you must find a way. Only you can save your children. Somehow, you must go back. You must make yourself remember.
Granny Wendy/Wendy Darling


Peter, don't you know who you are?
Granny Wendy/Wendy Darling


Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly. I'm old, Peter. Ever so much more than twenty. I grew up a long time ago.
Granny Wendy/Wendy Darling


You're really old.
Maggie


That's very true.
Wendy


Remember what?
Peter


Peter, don't you know who you are?
Wendy


Smee, Smee. What About Smee? Smee! Smee! Smee. Smee. What about Smee? Smee's me. What about me?
Mr. Smee


If there's anybody not fighting, get here quick.
Mr. Smee


Hello. Having trouble with the Mrs.? Well you will have by the time you get home.
Mr. Smee


GOOD MORNIN', NEVERLAND! Tie down the main mast, mateys, because here he is! The cunning kingfish! The bad barracuda! A man so deep, he's almost unfathomable. A man so quick, he's even fast ASLEEP! I give you, the steel-handed stingray, CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK!
Mr. Smee


Lost... lost... I've lost my marbles.
Tootles


Have to fly, have to fight, have to crow, have to save Maggie, have to save Jack... Hookie's back.
Tootles


Your children love you, they want to play with you. How long do you think that lasts? Soon Jack might not even want you to come to his games. We have a few special years with our children, when they're the ones that want us around. After that you're going to be running after them for a bit of attention. It's so fast Peter. Just a few years, and it's over. And you are not being careful. And you are missing it.
Moira Banning





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