Quotes from the Movie Hook

You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.

Peter Banning/Peter Pan

I think you can get them at Armani.

Peter Banning/Peter Pan

Hook, you let those kids out of that net in less than one minute or you better get an attorney and hope to God he's better than me.

Peter Banning/Peter Pan

Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!

Peter Banning/Peter Pan

All right! Okay, shows over, you *put* that thing away! Now put it down before you poke somebody's eye out!

Peter Banning/Peter Pan

Wow. Brad! Hi! ...you been holding this long? ...Uh huh. ...Neverland. Lost Boys. Jim Hook, duel to the death, I'll tell you about it later. Listen, I'd love to chat... but I gotta climb a drain pipe right now. "Why?" Because I ran out of fairy dust, if not I would've flown up. Pssh, "Why?"

Peter Banning/Peter Pan

It's Hook or me this time.

Peter Banning/Peter Pan

He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die.

Captain James Hook

Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate... I hate... I hate Peter Pan!

Captain James Hook

No, no, no! Now stop it! We're playing this game by Master Jack's rules. Bad form! Sit down, now. Let's resume the game. Very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?

Captain James Hook

Are you ready for me Peter... come on... humour the Hook!

Captain James Hook

You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning - a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, who's obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children.

Captain James Hook

What would the world be like without Captain Hook?

Captain James Hook

There's no stopping me this time, Smee. My finger is on the trigger. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me, Smee, try to stop me. Smee. You'd better get up off your arse and get over here. This is not a joke! I'M COMMITTING SUICIDE! Smee, don't ever frighten me like that again.

Captain James Hook

So, Peter, you've become a pirate.

Granny Wendy/Wendy Darling