Quotes from the Movie Hot Fuzz

I simply spied you loitering in organic produce and assumed you had time on your hands.

Simon Skinner

Absolute tosh, wasn't it? It's annoying the understudies are actually professional actors. Greg over there was an extra in "Straw Dogs" and Sheri portrayed a cadaver in "Prime Suspects".

Simon Skinner

My, my, here come the Fuzz!

Simon Skinner

Freeze - or the ginger-nut gets it!

Simon Skinner

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Simon Skinner

You know how it is - news travels fast around here.

Simon Skinner

Police Constable Nicholas Angel - born and schooled in London, graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in Politics and Sociology. Attended Hendon College of Police Training and displayed great aptitude in field exercises, notably Urban Pacification and Riot Control. Academically excelled in theoretical course work and final year examinations. Received a Baton of Honour, graduated with distinction into the Metropolitan Police Service and quickly established an effectiveness and popularity within the community. Proceeded to improve skill base with courses in advanced driving and advanced cycling. He became heavily involved in a number of extra-vocational activities and to this day, he holds the Met record for the hundred meter dash. In 2001, he began active duty with the renowned SO19 Armed Response Unit and received a Bravery Award for efforts in the resolution of Operation Crackdown. In the last twelve months, he has received nine special commendations, achieved highest arrest record for any officer in the Met and sustained three injuries in the line of duty, most recently in December when wounded by a man dressed as Father Christmas.

Narrator

There's a reason we tolerate a few of the younglings at the pub.

Inspector Frank Butterman

It would appear the heavens have opened.

Joyce Cooper

I hope you had a pleasant trip - Fascist!

Joyce Cooper

So... you're saying this wasn't an accident?

Sgt. Tony Fisher

You don't really wanna process all this lot do you? My pen's runnin' out.

Sgt. Turner

Nobody tells me nothin'!

Sgt. Turner

Sergeant Angel? Someone from "London" called for you... I'll tell 'em you'll ring 'em back.

Sgt. Turner

You have to come back, the figures have... gone a bit squiffy in your absence, it has to be said.

Metropolitan Police Sergeant

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